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Learn car humour- - learn a car after all to be able to many is do laugh
From;    Author:Stand originally
The coach stared at me a long time, jing path: "Do you do what? " I lower my head to look, sai! What I solve is pants chatelaine.

The car that I like inherently to the male ah, gun ah gutty and awe-stricken psychology. A lot of people are strange also I do not drive for what. My be indignant, resolved go learning a car. Old Mom is urgent, say you how can such person drive? Have one's mind stuffed with is cranky, drive be not a thing cannot. Give a thing? What thing can I give? Drive in Guangdong first time in those days when, do not bump into 5 rib to oneself only?

Beijing car is much, and do not avoid person of to give way, every time across driveway, I shake with fear. Learn to hand in compasses hind, I am dependable. Make the provision in compasses " the Huang Xian on the road is to prohibit car crosses travel of line overtake, line ball " , cross a street again so, face both sides to whiz whiz fly when sailed car, I am with respect to carefree ground on the Huang Xian among the road take a walk, ponder: "Who to see dare bump into me? " , when a driver passes me slowly, cry enthusiasticly: " brother, pedestrian crosswalk line is not here. Pedestrian crosswalk line is not here..

The head is answered get on a car, the coach lets me drive the car go out. I am terrified! Silent reads aloud: "Step on separation and reunion, the car is hit catch fire, hang block, let go Buddhist templeput on the brakes, carry gently separation and reunion, give an oil... " but, the foot also searchs to be not worn how accelerator. The coach is urgent: "Give oil, where is oil? " my shiver: "Oily... in the kitchen! "Oily... in the kitchen!!

The car shakes leisurely of shake from side to side to was left to go out by me, the coach says: "You are too nervous, driving is much more comfortable thing! Are you to write a short message? Tell tell you those jest. " I begin to tell -- , an equestrian be frighted that pulls a cart, run quickly to hill. Bronco asks: Is the belt that hitchs on your neck what? The horse that pull a cart does not answer. Bronco is angry: Do not talk how? The horse that pull a cart is swung swing bridle, cowardly cowardly ground says: My Mom says! What do not fasten safety belt is not good driver. Coach laugh: "Pretty good. Look, you leave quite well also! " I came mood, side head is told then to him -- , tire of 20 years old of female figure, the man is tightened all round chase; Steering wheel of 30 years old of women, left and right sides of husband the palm of the hand is pulled; Viewfinder of 40 years old of women, the husband often glances; Horn of car of 50 years old of wives, old partner now and then cry. At this moment, see a coach staring at ahead, complexion insecurity: "Cry quickly, ah not, press a horn quickly, otherwise strikes a person! Otherwise strikes a person!!

The car continues... I jockey suddenly, because I saw a sign: Risk rocket vehicle, it is the mark of road junction of unmanned guard railroad, should jockey. The coach is glad: "Hand in compasses learn well, a lot of student make a mistake here, do not jockey. " I am complacent, ground of as if relieved of a heavy load says: "I see those who have a fume... tractor, traffic accident goes out before estimation. Traffic accident goes out before estimation..
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