The woman learns a car to resemble acting in a Chinese opera
From; Author:Stand originally
I do not have interest all the time to learning a car, it is too dangerous that total feeling drives. Husband urged a few times let sign up learn a car, I always am very firm ground say: Do not learn. Sign up hastily below the work in the same placing's go canvassing later. After academic exam is passed, distribute the car on the car, group of our work in the same placing 4 people, divide on 173 cars, be the same as what time comes to still have 4 also is a female completely. Common saying says 3 women make fun of, 8 women still do not know to want to call how many play together. As expected the car has not learned, the joke that we make lets coach forced smile be not gotten already, he has deep feeling ground greatly to say: I become a coach seventeen years, still encounter such student for the first time, how to teach won't.
Hey, allow me to take a few to say classically to listen to everybody.
Jest one: Report fireplug, have in front take an examination of an official. (fireplug is encountered to jockey when the road runs should follow the report that take an examination of an official, student one insecurity, said to put upside down actually)
Jest 2: The report takes an examination of an official, 116 period student all be all set, ask go to bed. (hey hey well get on a car, say go to bed unexpectedly, it is cheap to let take an examination of Guan Bai to occupy)
Above two, it is the classical joke that the student previously makes.
Our jest:
Jest one: Get on a car a month, encounter the Spring Festival, rested a few days. One student asks the car on the first time after New Year: Coach, which be accelerator? The coach answers: Do not have law research.
Jest 2: Decelerate belt is encountered when the road runs, one student asks: Coach, it is to be before decelerate belt decelerate, still crossed decelerate to take slowdown? The coach answers: The question that a year old of child asks.
Jest 3: From east westerly goes, the coach lets jockey, I passed very far had not stopped, ask a coach then: Coach, is fireplug in the right side? The coach answers, you divide even the left and right sides not clear. (hey, westerly goes, the right side is in, fireplug is to be in south. )
Jest 4: Learned a few days to pour picket, how to also feel do not wear main threads of an affair, 4 people ask a coach together, coach, we how so stupid? The coach answers, you are a teacher, science is too big. Then dizzy.
The car has not learned, our jest is continueing, our effort still also is continueing. Believe with our arduous sweat, in the driver's license exam that we can be in next week successful pass a test.
